zaidapdx:

Celebrity testimonial, LOL. 

tribalpunk:

destanystar:

thekindablues:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”

THIS WAS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FROM, I’M GONNA PRINT THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM.

THIS SHIT IS VALID.

USING THIS IN DAILY LIFE.

ROFL MARK TWAIN

Can this please work? I am tired of all the effort that goes into finding a relationship, I just don’t have time for that shit

(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes)

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