“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
THIS WAS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FROM, I’M GONNA PRINT THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM.
THIS SHIT IS VALID.
USING THIS IN DAILY LIFE.
ROFL MARK TWAIN
Can this please work? I am tired of all the effort that goes into finding a relationship, I just don’t have time for that shit
"I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights sleep, worked too long and too hard in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment."
“Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.”
—- “Invictus” by William Ernest Henley
Poland’s ambassador to Japan, Jadwiga Rodowicz-Czechowska, signed the controversial ACTA in Tokyo earlier today despite huge demonstrations in Warsaw Street and the hacking of governmental websites since the weekend.
Poland’s Prime Minister Tusk insisted that his government would not “succumb to blackmail”. But over 10,000 have taken the streets Wednesday across the nation to protest against censorship.
Later today, hundreds of people took to the streets of the eastern city of Lublin to express their anger over the treaty.
Young people held banners with slogans such as “no to censorship” and “a free internet”.
Demonstrators fear that Acta, which is to be ratified by the European Union, will be as pernicious as Sopa, the Stop Online Privacy Act which was withdrawn by the White House and the US Senate after a mass protest by hundreds of major user-generated content websites.